There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, “What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, I’m gonna jump off a building!” Then the Mexican dude says, “What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, I’m gonna jump off a building too!” And then finally, the Blonde dude says, “What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, I’m gonna jump off a building also!” At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, “If I knew you didn’t like sushi, I wouldn’t have made it for you anymore!” Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, “If we knew you didn’t like tacos, we wouldn’t have made it for you anymore!” And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dude’s wife. All she had to say was, “What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!!!”

Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund.

Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.

(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park…

Was this man-made?

Do you light it up at night?

I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom — where is it?

So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park…

Are the alligators real?

Are the baby alligators for sale?

Where are all the rides?

What time does the two o’clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)…

What time do you feed the bears?

Can you show me where the yeti lives?

How often do you mow the tundra?

How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park…

Did people build this, or did Indians?

Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?

What did they worship in the kivas — their own made-up religion?

Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?

Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park…

How much of the cave is underground?

So what’s in the unexplored part of the cave?

Does it ever rain in here?

How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?

So what is this — just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park…

Where are the cages for the animals?

What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?

Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park…

Does Old Faithful erupt at night?

How do you turn it on?

When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?

We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who’s the king of the jungle?’, and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. Again, he roared,’Who’s the king of the jungle?’, of course, the zebra replied, ‘You are, master.’

The gorilla walked of pleased. Then he came across an elephant. ‘Who’s the king of the jungle?’, he roared again, at the elephant. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him.

The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, ‘Ok, ok, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer!’

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter!

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

He was sent to blow up a car and burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says “Hey, you moving?” “Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign.”A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the doce, I lifted up this big ‘ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, “Hey, y’all catch all them fish?” “Nope – Talked ‘em into giving up. Here’s your sign.”I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a gut inventing a shark bite suit. And there’s only one way to test it. “Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good… They want you to jump intot his pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you.” “Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don’t wanna lose it.”Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, “Tire go flat?” I couldn’t resist. I said, “Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign.”We were trying to sell our car about a years ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, “Darn that’s hot!” See? If he’d been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him.I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn’t ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. the truck got stuck and I couldn’t get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for he