These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

167. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they’re for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman’s teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman’s teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

67. Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

29. Apoligze to your roommate. If he asks why, tell him that he should know better than you.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

117. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bullseye.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

127. Change the locks on the door. Don’t let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can’t guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

107. Tell your roommate, “I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, “Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

140. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

178. Let your alarm clock go off and refuse to turn it off. If your roommate commets, pretend not to hear anything.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

91. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you’ve been having terrible nightmares.