“Conservatives are wasting their time, energy and votes if they stay in the Republican Party. No more than the Democrats do the Republicans honor the Constitution. They merely violate it at a slower pace.

– Joseph Sobran

A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

- Ben Franklin

A world that has no walls needs neither windows nor gates. (Anonymous linux programmer)

“Im so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedeses.’ Then I understood”

“The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you’ve got millions of pals out there. Type in ‘Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire’ and the computer will say, ‘Specify type of goat.’”

- Rich Jeni

An after the election bonus: “Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.”

–Rhodes Scholar Bill Clinton

If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will drink beer, tell lies and wear a stupid hat.

Woman’s Quote of the Day:



“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with”



Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:



“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

You’ve tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.

You name your car the General Lee.

You see a sign that says “bridge out” and you try to jump it.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.