After seeing footage from the new movie “The Lion King,” I want to dedicate a movie to Bill Clinton. I’d like to call it “The Lion President.”

I don’t trust President Clinton or her husband.

Diapers and congressmen need to be changed frequently for much the same reason.

Bill Clinton virus – System makes lots of noise, but nothing happens.

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary’s hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, “Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.”

The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The difference between the two is that in Washington the drunks are gambling with our money!

It’s the spending stupid!

Food stamps are rationed so what makes you think government-run health care won’t be?

There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington.