Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor’n to shop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kentucky!
Kentucky who?
Kentucky too well, have a sore throat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Darren!
Darren who?
Darren young man on the flying machine!