Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me…!