Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a

747.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?

The nun has a soul full of hope.

What’s the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?

The circus is an array of cunning stunts.

Holly Happidays

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

A hematologist pricks your finger.

How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

Pull down their genes!

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out – “Pig!”. The man then yells back – “Hoe!” They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!