Daily Jokes to Beat the Boredom » Difference http://www.jokesrevealed.com Keeping the world smiling Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:00:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Difference Between… http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between/#comments Fri, 13 May 2011 02:00:06 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36996 Q. What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common?

A. You’re O.K for a while but then you get pissed off.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between/feed/ 0 That Is The Only Difference http://www.jokesrevealed.com/that-is-the-only-difference/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/that-is-the-only-difference/#comments Tue, 08 Feb 2011 03:00:05 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36791 What’s the difference between light and hard?

You can go to sleep with the light on.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/that-is-the-only-difference/feed/ 0 Difference Between America And The World http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-america-and-the-world/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-america-and-the-world/#comments Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:00:03 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36386 When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-america-and-the-world/feed/ 0 Difference Between Geologist And Chemist http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-geologist-and-chemist/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-geologist-and-chemist/#comments Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:00:03 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36374 Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference-between-geologist-and-chemist/feed/ 1 What’s The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola? http://www.jokesrevealed.com/whats-the-difference-between-a-violin-and-a-viola/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/whats-the-difference-between-a-violin-and-a-viola/#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 02:00:03 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36299 What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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A: A toilet doesn’t want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/difference/feed/ 0 What Is The Difference Between A Man.. http://www.jokesrevealed.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-man/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-man/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 06:53:08 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=34830 What is the difference between a man and a carp??

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/what-is-the-difference-between-a-man/feed/ 0 The Difference Is…… http://www.jokesrevealed.com/the-difference-is/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/the-difference-is/#comments Mon, 25 May 2009 20:52:37 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=34800 What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?

He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/the-difference-is/feed/ 0 Rooster Difference http://www.jokesrevealed.com/rooster-difference/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/rooster-difference/#comments Sat, 23 May 2009 09:49:40 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=34623 Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/rooster-difference/feed/ 0 Refrigerator Difference http://www.jokesrevealed.com/refrigerator-difference/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/refrigerator-difference/#comments Sat, 23 May 2009 08:09:35 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=34618 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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