Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.

What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?

The nun has a soul full of hope.

What’s the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?

The circus is an array of cunning stunts.

Holly Happidays

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating

hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while

the other is just having a baby.

What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the woman yells out – “Pig!”. The man then yells back – “Hoe!” They both continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!

Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?

A : US’s got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia’s got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

The first is a cunning array of stunts!

One’s a sick duck and I don’t remember the rest, but your mother’s a whore.

The position of the dirt bag.