Yo mama so dumb that when she saw a sign that said “Free” next to a pony she took the sign.

Yo mama is like a bus. She’s big, doesn’t smell very good, and its only $1.00 to ride!

Yo mama is like a Hardware Store… 5 cents a screw.

Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and she’ll rack your balls.

Yo mama is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she’s ready to go.

Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but so will your mom if she climbs on top!

Yo mama so fat even her belly ring has stretch marks.

Yo mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.