Daily Jokes to Beat the Boredom » Math Jokes http://www.jokesrevealed.com Keeping the world smiling Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:00:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Sherpa And Goat (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/sherpa-and-goat-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/sherpa-and-goat-math/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 08:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36486 Q: What do you get when you cross a sherpa and a mountain goat?
A: Nothing. you can’t cross two scalars.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/sherpa-and-goat-math/feed/ 0 Elephant And Banana (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/elephant-and-banana-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/elephant-and-banana-math/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 21:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36485 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: Elephant banana sin theta in the mutually perpendicular direction.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/elephant-and-banana-math/feed/ 0 How Math Geeks Do It http://www.jokesrevealed.com/how-math-geeks-do-it/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/how-math-geeks-do-it/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 10:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36484 Statisticians do it 97.31 percent of the time.

Measure theorists do it almost everywhere.

Algebraists do it in groups.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/how-math-geeks-do-it/feed/ 0 Infinite Line (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/infinite-line-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/infinite-line-math/#comments Sun, 19 Sep 2010 23:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36483 Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/infinite-line-math/feed/ 0 New Car (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/new-car-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/new-car-math/#comments Sun, 19 Sep 2010 12:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36482 Q: Why didn’t the math student get the new car?
A: Because he couldn’t find anybody to cosine.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/new-car-math/feed/ 0 Zero (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/zero-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/zero-math/#comments Sun, 19 Sep 2010 01:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36481 Q: Why was the number zero fired?
A: Because he didn’t add any value to the company.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/zero-math/feed/ 0 Vectors (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/vectors-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/vectors-math/#comments Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36480 Q: Why did the two vectors start an internet-based company?
A: Because they thought they had a good dot product.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/vectors-math/feed/ 0 Pi (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pi-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pi-math/#comments Sat, 18 Sep 2010 03:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36479 Q: What did the circumference of the circle say to its diameter?
A: Hey, do you wanna share some of my pi?

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pi-math/feed/ 0 Pen (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pen-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pen-math/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36478 Q: Why did the mathematician’s pen run out of ink?
A: Because he was writing in recursive.

]]> http://www.jokesrevealed.com/pen-math/feed/ 0 Hippie (math) http://www.jokesrevealed.com/hippie-math/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/hippie-math/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 05:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36477 Q: Did you hear about the hippy mathematician?
A: Yeah, he likes to keep it natural

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