Q: What do you get when you cross a sherpa and a mountain goat?
A: Nothing. you can’t cross two scalars.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: Elephant banana sin theta in the mutually perpendicular direction.

Statisticians do it 97.31 percent of the time.

Measure theorists do it almost everywhere.

Algebraists do it in groups.

Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

Q: Why didn’t the math student get the new car?
A: Because he couldn’t find anybody to cosine.

Q: Why was the number zero fired?
A: Because he didn’t add any value to the company.

Q: Why did the two vectors start an internet-based company?
A: Because they thought they had a good dot product.

Q: What did the circumference of the circle say to its diameter?
A: Hey, do you wanna share some of my pi?

Q: Why did the mathematician’s pen run out of ink?
A: Because he was writing in recursive.

Q: Did you hear about the hippy mathematician?
A: Yeah, he likes to keep it natural