A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Why does it have to be a light bulb?

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there .. 13. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle … 15. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat’s Answer: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?” ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Wanna go ride bikes?

A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

Only one. But the lightbulb must want to change…

At least one, but it better be a big lightbulb

1,222!1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed;28 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and explain how the light bulb could have been changed differently;14 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;149 to write to the list administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list;111 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to litebulb-list;112 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list;309 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty;26 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs;15 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs;4 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list;32 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add “Me too”;13 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;18 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”;5 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;43 to ask “What is a FAQ?”;6 to ask “Didn’t we go through this a short time ago on Usenet?”;141 to ask “What’s Usenet?”;9 to argue whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”;Another 9 to condemn those 9 as anal-retentive;177 to demand that cross posting to illuminati-l about changing light bulbs be stopped.

Five – One to make the old light bulb stop working, one to create a new light bulb, one to remove the old light bulb and replace it, and one to try and stop them all.