knock knock,
whos there?
little boy blue,
little boy blue who?
micheal jackson!

Knock knock



whos there?







poo







poo who?



knock knock





whos there?







poo







poo who?



Poo Nani.

Knock knock:who’s there

banana:banana who





knock knock:who’s there





banana:banana who





knock knock:who’s there





orange:orange who





orange you glad i didn’t say banana

Knock knock?



whos there!





knock knock?





whos there!





be quiet and open the door my but is freezing!

knock knock



whos there?





I DID IT!





(Everyone yells GREAT FOR YOU!)





(guy’s best friend says:)





WHOA WHOA WHOA! I WANNA HEAR THE REST!





I DID IT WHO?





UMMMMMMM…

Ok, so this isn’t really a knock knock joke but who cares? anyway here it is.

here’s a really good tip:

never spit or pee into the wind.

knock knock

who’s there?



cow goes



cow goes who?no silly, cow goes MOO!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!