you are so fat that when you went on a diving bord every one screamed mini van!

What does a nigger and an apple have in common?

You can find them both hanging from a tree in Mississippi.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo’ mama!

You’re so old that you fart dust.

jokes

You’re so bald, it looks like your neck blew a bubble.

You’re so nasty the only person that screws you is your cat, and that’s only because your privates smell like fish.

You’re so full of crap your eyes are brown

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody

Yo mama so dumb she sat at a stop sign waiting for it to change to “go”.