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Dinner Time

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2004 14:59:52 +0000

You are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner, she opened up her legs and said,”Tuna!”

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2004 18:59:52 +0000

What’s the difference between you and a prostitute?

The prostitute gets paid.

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 14:59:52 +0000

how do you baby sit a black baby?….
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!

how do you get him off? slide him to the corner!

(im not racest just to let you know)

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 03:59:52 +0000

you are so sweet, but i prefer salty

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 01:59:52 +0000

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”

“One penny?!” exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, “Yes.”

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”

“Certainly sir,” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”

“How much money?” inquires the guy.

“Four cents,” he replies.

“Four cents?!” exclaims the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”

The guy says, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

The bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his business.”

admin — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:59:52 +0000

Yo mommas so fat she waves a popsical stick around and cals it airconditioning

admin — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 17:59:52 +0000

Yo mama head so bald that when she go to sleep and put her head on the pillow her wigg slip off!

admin — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 12:59:52 +0000

Yo mama’s so disgusting she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.

admin — Fri, 27 Feb 2004 16:59:53 +0000

You’re so ugly that I’d rather look at a camel’s butt than you!

admin — Thu, 26 Feb 2004 01:59:53 +0000

Why do fat people hate rolls?

Because they see enough everday when they look in the mirror!