You are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner, she opened up her legs and said,”Tuna!”

What’s the difference between you and a prostitute?

The prostitute gets paid.

how do you baby sit a black baby?….
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!

how do you get him off? slide him to the corner!

(im not racest just to let you know)

you are so sweet, but i prefer salty

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

“Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.”

“One penny?!” exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, “Yes.”

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?”

“Certainly sir,” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”

“How much money?” inquires the guy.

“Four cents,” he replies.

“Four cents?!” exclaims the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The barman replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”

The guy says, “What’s he doing with your wife?”

The bartender replies, “Same as what I’m doing to his business.”

Yo mommas so fat she waves a popsical stick around and cals it airconditioning

Yo mama head so bald that when she go to sleep and put her head on the pillow her wigg slip off!

Yo mama’s so disgusting she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.

You’re so ugly that I’d rather look at a camel’s butt than you!

Why do fat people hate rolls?

Because they see enough everday when they look in the mirror!