Daily Jokes to Beat the Boredom » In The News Jokes http://www.jokesrevealed.com Keeping the world smiling Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:00:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Burn http://www.jokesrevealed.com/burn/ http://www.jokesrevealed.com/burn/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:00:04 +0000 admin http://jokesrevealed.com/wordpress/?p=36401 I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he’s great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, “You can’t fire me. I quit.”

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Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Croupiers On Strike–Management: “No Big Deal”

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails–Fans Protest

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

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New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

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Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find: The Los Angeles Times, November 2

‘Light’ meals are lower in fat, calories: Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking: The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers: The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought: The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and contributing to the death of her husband.

The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it crashed, witnesses said.

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Autos Killing 110 a Day–Let’s Resolve to Do Better

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

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Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us: Holland Sentinal, date unknown.

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Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

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