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		<title>This Afternoon There Will Be</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 08:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing &#8220;Put me in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. </p>
<p>Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. </p>
<p>Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing &#8220;Put me in my little bed&#8221; accompanied by the pastor. </p>
<p>Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be &#8220;Little Mothers&#8221; will meet with the Pastor in his study. </p>
<p>This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Let Worry Kill You</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 07:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t let worry kill you &#8212; let the church help. Thursday night &#8211; Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The rosebud on the alter this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t let worry kill you &#8212; let the church help. </p>
<p>Thursday night &#8211; Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. </p>
<p>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. </p>
<p>For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. </p>
<p>The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.</p>
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		<title>The Service Will Close With</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The service will close with &#8220;Little Drops of Water.&#8221; One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The service will close with &#8220;Little Drops of Water.&#8221; One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. </p>
<p>Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and do so. </p>
<p>The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. </p>
<p>A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. </p>
<p>At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be &#8220;What is Hell?&#8221; Come early and listen to our choir practice.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Let Worry Kill You</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t let worry kill you &#8212; let the church help. Thursday night &#8211; Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The rosebud on the alter this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t let worry kill you &#8212; let the church help. </p>
<p>Thursday night &#8211; Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. </p>
<p>Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. </p>
<p>For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. </p>
<p>The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ahajokes.com">Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com</a></p>
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		<title>Car Stereo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 20:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Sound system will not work if removed</p>
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