Did you hear about the Polish library that burned down?

It’s okay… they saved the book.

Why do blacks have white on their hands?

It’s where they were hung to be spray painted.

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, “We’ll have to come back here tomorrow!”

The other asks, “But how will we remember where this spot is?”

The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, “We’ll just look for this X tomorrow.”

The other guy says, “You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat?”

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?

A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?

A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom.

The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned…they couldn’t get the tailgate open

A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.

One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say “If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass.” They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and the is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing.

They walk over to him and ask “Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car.”

He says “I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times.”

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?

A: Flush the punch bowl.

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!

Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?

A. It chips their teeth.

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.