It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

Don’t worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don’t use it anyway.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 – Don’t tell people everything you know.

Real programmers don’t grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don’t know any other language.

For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution…and it is always wrong.

It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.

Information’s pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience.

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.